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“They’d love you a lot more if you were hanged. You know why? Because it would sell more papers!”
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So rested he by the Tumtum tree, and stood awhile and thought.
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9PM
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From birth we’re taught that we’re owed a beautiful girl. We all think of ourselves as the hero of our own story, and we all (whether we admit it or not) think we’re heroes for just getting through our day.
So it’s very frustrating, and I mean frustrating to the point of violence, when we don’t get what we’re owed. A contract has been broken. These women, by exercising their own choices, are denying it to us. It’s why every Nice Guy is shocked to find that buying gifts for a girl and doing her favors won’t win him sex. It’s why we go to “slut” and “whore” as our default insults — we’re not mad that women enjoy sex. We’re mad that women are distributing to other people the sex that they owed us.
Yes, the women in these stories are being portrayed as wonderful and beautiful and perfect. But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.
”David Wong, 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women (via chirart)
That last line is right on the money.
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8PM
“See? I told you you’d have fun.”
Tony and Bruce, hanging out in the rubble after the battle. Last one of these two for now. I think. I’m so sorry for my non-avengers-fan followers. X)
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5PM
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4PM
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4PM
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
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3PM
is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.
Verily I say BEES
Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom
We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.
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3PM
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2PM
does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for some reason you just dont manage to get it in your mouth and it all dribbles down your chin and shirt and it’s that moment that makes you feel like you couldn’t be more of a failure than you are now
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2PM
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1PM
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1PM
Fuck off.
Also:
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12PM
If religions could coexist like the fandoms do on tumblr, the world would know peace.
Imagine the crossovers though
“In my AU, Jesus didn’t die, but he went and fought crime with Odin”
I’d read it.
Moses/Buddha OTP
I SHIP IT
But nooOooo we’d have to start worrying about the tension within each religious group. Like, the shipping war over Jesus/Mary Magdalene is already annoying. People shouldn’t accept Dan Brown’s stupid fanfiction as canon.
^ But there’s fandom police for that! We’d work it out eventually. I agree about Dan’s ff, though. It was horrible, he probably never read actual canon.
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